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Wednesday, June 16, 2010           

Spew Off Speak Out...

Three weeks go by and Johnny Jolly's situation is not really resolved, he's since signed his restricted agent tender offer, but his court room drama is yet to unfold. It's starting to look like the best-case scenario is a 4 game suspension by the NFL, the worst case... it's ugly.

Three weeks go by and CB Brandon Underwood, trying to impress his coaches that he deserves to be on the team and well, what was that Brett Favre was yelling about "yer pants on the ground", well, there was a golf outing that involved a lot of Packers players, involved a bar, some young women, some accusations, some story adjustments, the apology to fans and team mates. Our advice, go with the Lawrence Taylor (borrowed from Seinfeld) defense, the ol' "master of my domain" defense. It might work with the NFL and the Packers... The Wife? No advice for you there, you are on your own, Brandon Buddy.

Packers are in OTA's and go where I go for my daily news: After hitting all those websites... It's hard to have something left to say. GO Pack!!!

BeerKid - Always Pack 4 Life!
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I have been bitching about BF for a long time. I just want to let you know that I still think he is a great player. The Vikings could not have accomplished what they did without BF. But BF probably wouldn't have joined the Vikings unless they had the team that they did. Could Sidney Rice do what he did without BF? How about Shiancoe? Could the offense do what it did? In all cases, probably not. But BF always tries to do more than he can. How many times did we Packer fans see him throw a championship game away? How many heartbreaking interceptions did he throw? With all of the accomplishments that BF has personally, why is it that the Packers only have ONE Lombardi Trophy during his tenure. TT did the right thing by letting Mr Ego walk. Rodgers was ready to take over and has done an admirable job. He should get better. BF had been great, but the odds were against him. The thing that really pisses me off about him is that he keeps stabbing the Packer fans in the back with all his fucking ranting. If he dislikes TT then that's fine, but that's a problem between the two of them. The fans backed him even when he was throwing away championships, and he now just says fuck you.

fbg3
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Coach Hypocrite Childress is at it again. Apparently, "mandatory" applies to all of his players except Diva Favre. He is on national TV whining about Adrian Peterson not being in camp for "mandatory" practice but Lord Favre is excused. Yeah, i know, he is rocovering from surgery-surgery he conveniently schedlued to miss training camp. Childress courted Queen Favre last year, telling him he could report whenever he wanted to (he also told him the same thing this year), picked him up at the aiprort, bent over for him, etc. I am sure A. Peterson, and some of his teammates, are wondering why Favre is excused and not him. Peterson can make the argument that his is just as important or more important to the Viqueens than Spoiled Brat Favre. Childress has created a messy situation...

Corky DeYulio of the Geneva, NY Packer Backers
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It's a blessing being a packer backer,we are surrounded by a sea(31 other) douchebag teams and thier lame fans.We are a unique breed,family oriented,country minded and fun loving,we enjoy our rivalries and thrive on competition.I love to watch/play football,I love to run into other fans,shake hands talk s*#t about that brett dude but most of all ILOVE the GREEN BAY PACKERS! and thank you for this awsome site...That took like 2 mins. to write at least I'm that much closer to the season.

Big Ern said so!!!!
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lol...just thought you'd be curious - http://www.lombardibroadway.com/ - I think I will wait for the MOVIE... and I wanna see DeNiro or Jack Nicholson!

Found this to be sad/funny in the Hall of Fame @ Lambeau.


Here's Vince's locker @ the Hall of Fame. Just thought you'd like to see it

Lemondrop
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#66 Chica, if you're still sick to your stomach, make sure you turn on your side. that way if you puke you won't risk choking on your own vomit.

jeff ircink
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THE b#@rs suck....no that's all.

Big Ern said so!!!!
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holy crap it's tuesday?

Big Ern said so!!!!


Hey Big Ern, Tuesday??? and then it was Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, repeat week 1X, then Tuesday once again... It's a slow time of the year.  BK
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Quoth Lombardi...

   "Teams do not go physically flat, they go mentally stale."
Posted by BeerKid / 7:24 AM


This Week's Re-Run At The Rockwood Lodge...

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Posted by BeerKid / 9:07 AM


Because I Love Brett Favre...

Still... after all this time. I keep thinking about him every day... I love (to make fun of) Brett Favre.

...from http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Brett_Favre
  • Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams says he's "50/50" on whether he'll retire. Unlike Brett Favre who's 50/50/50/50/50.
  • Yesterday Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announced his retirement from football. Today Brett Favre called Warner to ask him how he is able to stay retired for so long.
  • The New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings 31-28, after Brett Favre retired during the final drive of the fourth quarter.
  • The Minnesota Vikings have named Brett Favre a team captain. Which is nicer than what Packer fans call him.
  • So we all have a clear understanding of Brett Favres' definition of "Retired"...it means 2 to 3 weeks of vacation!
  • Big news: Brett Favre finally made the decision to stay retired. This week.
  • Brett Favre admitted that he feels a little fatigue. He must be tired of reading all the stories about Brett Favre.


...from http://qufnfl.wordpress.com/brett-favre-jokes/
  • Brett Favre once retired for 15 years in a row. He never missed a game in that time span.
  • Brett Favre was sacked and threw a touchdown pass in the same play.
  • The movie Rambo: First Blood was inspired by Brett Favre’s experiences as a Boy Scout.
  • Brett Favre’s Power Rankings: 1. Minnesota Favre; 2. Green Bay Favre; 3. Wrangler Favre; 4. Lawnmowing Favre; 5. Retired Favre.
  • The ‘Roughing the Passer’ penalty was created not to protect QBs, but to protect defensive players foolish enough to hit Brett Favre after the whistle has blown.
  • The 32 NFL Teams is really just a list of things that have gone extinct due to Brett Favre.
  • Brett Favre has never lost a game; he just got tired of winning all the time.

Posted by BeerKid / 10:00 AM


Monday, June 21, 2010           

Spew Off Speak Out...

After closer examination of the image Lemondrop sent in of the Brett Favre's Game of Life, Packer Palace was able to properly "enhance" it and with a little bit of "embellishment" was then was able to zoom-in and read the fine print.


Nothing exciting was revealed in the above process, just some interesting items on the great one's career... click on above image to enlarge.

BeerKid - Always Pack 4 Life!

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You Rock (*as they say*) I shoulda sent you the humongously large pic, so you wouldn't have had to work so hard on that Game of Life --- sorry sorry!

Lemondrop


Don't apologize Lemondrop, It was much easier to "enhance" and use some "embellishment" without the humongus pic... on a small pic it's easier to see what you want to see... heh heheh heh, eh.   BK
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Despite naysayers, a Journal Sentinal sports writer said he wants the 50th NFL Championship played in Super Bowl Heaven at Lambeau Field even though some predict the cold would make it Super Bowl L. (Hey, if it's too cold then you're too old!) http://tinyurl.com/2e8cm2o

Packer Jerry


Hey Packer Jerry, the NFL Powers That Be will never go for it, even with the announcement of the Miami area making 330 million of the last Super Bowl, which certainly ups the stakes for the cold weather sites that do want to host the Big Game.  BK
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It’s interesting to find how challenging the content side is for some

motocikl


It's downward slide to hell when even a spam email gets snarky with you... It certainly can be interesting to realize how challenging the content side... too easy to turn it into a lament... "No This No That No Beer Make BeerKid Go Crazy!"  BK
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Can't wait till this years season ending interception. I only wish BF had shown his true colors years ago and I could have quit supporting him. Spent years defending his int's only to find out he is the cream of the selfcentered egomaniacs.

dfarmer
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F'n-a LOMBARDI f'N,A show me a good loser and....sorry PACKER faithful I was in a team building meeting with other Dept.of Labor people and am feeling all Yes We Can..GO PACK GO!!

Big Ern said so!!!!
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Quote BK "Still... after all this time. I keep thinking about him every day... I love (to make fun of) Brett Favre."

North of HWY 8, I got a kiss on my cheek from a Mudduck tonite. (theres something to digest and spit out when ya think about it) JUST SHARING LIFE with ya.

Lemondrop
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So let's get this straight -
    The interception king isn't there because ... well, he's a diva.

    The fumbler isn't there because ... well, he's being 'feted' in Texass. For doing what exactly, I'm not sure (other than putting the rock on the ground at the most inopportune times).

    The viqueens' two "superstar" players can't be bothered with showing up to mini-camp.
Got it. Such commitment and dedication to the "team"! Sounds like a great recipe for "team chemistry" to me! *chuckling*

#66 Chica


Hey Chica, You're forgetting starting LB Chad Greenway isn't there either... for whatever his reasons. The best thing that comes after the Packers winning is the Vikings losing.  BK
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fbg3

You are sooooooooo right

dfarmer


Hey dfarmer and fbg3, (see fbg3's comment here) of course it makes sense that a good QB makes a good team better and a good team makes a good QB better... now if you can swap in the word "great" for "good" you got it made.  BK
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Hey Jeff - I don't need any 'advice'. Least of all from a queens fan. Enjoy your Superbowl-less mediocrity. Nobody deserves it more than queens fans.

#66 Chica


Hey Chica, you'll have to understand Jeff... he has no where to go, originally a fairly die-hard Packers fan, so he's not really a Vikqueen fan. He indeed dug himself a hole on the whole "I can't be a Packers fan again until Thompson and McCarthy are gone gone gone" over-zealous ramblings and rantings, and so that leaves him with being a #4 Favre Fan... and whatever team he happens to be currently on, which is sort of leaves him standing in the nowhere land of team football fandom.  BK
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I am serious.... its NOT MEMORIAL DAY on PACKERPALACE ANYMORE! Its June 16th!

Lemondrop


Hey Lemondrop, was this closer to what you meant... sort of a rallying the Palace's troops, or should that be Tribe - Survivor - Go Pack Go!  BK
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Quoth Lombardi...

   "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser..."
Posted by BeerKid / 11:49 PM


Tuesday, June 22, 2010           

How The Fight Started...

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started...

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.. he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive.

So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first..

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started...

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her , 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And then the fight started.....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf '

Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started... The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



*** Thanks to Packer Paul for forwarding in the above How The Fight Started... and thanks to those who thought it up. BK

Posted by BeerKid / 9:59 AM


Friday, June 25, 2010           

Speak Out Spew Off...

So the "That's How The Fight Started..." schtick made me think of a few more...


Packers fan and a Vikings fan at a liquor store in Hudson reaching for the same 12-Pack on Sunday morning.

Packers fan: Hey Mud-Duck. Vikqueens Suck!

Vikings fan: Packers Suck!!! Favre Rocks!

And that's how the fight started...

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Bears fan and a Packers fan trying to share a sidewalk while approaching each other outside a bar down in Chicago.

Packers fan: The Bears Still Suck!

Bears fan: Duh Bears? Still Suck?

And that's how the fight started...

In 2008 while reaching for a pretzel a Packers fan meets another Packers fan in a bar while sipping cold brews at the local tavern.

Packers fan: Favre is the best QB ever. Thompson Sucks!

Packers fan: Thompson's doing fine. Favre quit the Packers.

And that's how the fight started...

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In 2010 while reaching for a pretzel the same Packers fan meets the same Packers fan in a bar while sipping a cold beers at the local bar.

Packers fan: Favre is the best QB ever. Thompson still Sucks!!!

Packers fan: Thompson's doing OK. Favre plays for the Vikqueens. Give it up!!!

And that's how the fight started... again.


I'm sure there's a few more laying around... better than mine, since updated. Feel free to send in yours.

BeerKid - Always Pack 4 Life!


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I swear to you that Packer fans must come from the dumbest parents on earth. Please don't have kids you retards. Have fun with the next 50 years with no championship. And keep putting down the only man that kept a team in GB after 30 years of being a loser. He is the only reason there is a site for you idiots to talk about how "great" the packers are. Still like your site BK even if you don't filter any of the idiots on here. GO FAVRE, and the Packers, when the fans have an IQ of over 6.... oh well, go Favre!!!!!!

Jesse


Hey Jesse, thanks for the kind words, appreciate the try at a rant, but geez, if I turn the "Idiot Filter" on, that would ban me, you, and about 99% of everyone else leaving maybe Ruppert, and 2 others running the website... hmmmm as ideal as that sounds, I think we'll stick to the good natured emotional drunken behavior level of intercoursal brush-off's. Cheers! Oh, as for BF, yes he was a great Packer player, as for the Now, he's on a different team, mostly by his own devising, and I don't root for players on other teams, let alone root for them above the Packers. Once he finally retires, almost all of us we'll go back to recognizing him as a great Packer QB again. But not til then! I'm still thinking the only SB he'll win was the one with the Packers.  BK
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Jesse, Maybe you should look to see how many championships the Packers have won. (Ed.Note: That would be 12) Then put that up against any team. Very few will compete. (Bears 9 - Giants 7 - Steelers 6 - Lions 4 - Vikings 0) Since you are so in love with BF, you can't see that he couldn't really get to the next level. Yes he brought the Pack to division titles, but he always seemed to find an opponent to pass to. Remember 6 interceptions against the Rams in the NFC divisional playoff game. So go beat yourself off to your picture of BF. You have no idea about Packer football history, or what the fuck you are talking about.

fbg3
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Jesse, Don't use the "R" word. People in our society with those challenges are some of the greatest people on earth. Work with them sometime, you'll find out.

I truly hope all the people with challenges are Packer Fans, because they're fighters, and winners. THOSE are the people I want on my team. Not whiney, complaining, quitters.

Fan #119
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I haven't commented in awhile, but Jesse...please, Bob Harlen, Ron Wolfe and Mike Holmgren built the Packers teams of the "90's" and nothing against Favre, but Jerry Tagge could have played quarterback for those teams and made a pro-bowl.

SCHRADES
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Is this Jesse character emotionally involved with and/or related to one Mr. Jeff Turd-stink? If not, those two should hook up for sure. BK, try to set them up on a date.

GO PACKERS!

Ruppert
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I know this is more 'pro-Bear' than the site normally likes, but it is kinda neat to see WP play QB. Enjoy!

Bears and Payton Were Innovators

Todd G


Hey Todd, da Bears 1984 Wildcat Offense.... I love that first play, Walter Payton back deep to pass and then runs the draw play, the Packers' D wasn't expecting that? Geeeeezzzz... no wonder those years have been body defense-mechanism wiped from my memory.  BK
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Quoth Lombardi...

   "The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."
Posted by BeerKid / 7:13 AM


This Week's Re-Run At The Rockwood Lodge...

Five Four Three Two One...

The Eagles Have Landed!

Posted by BeerKid / 9:44 AM