Sunday, May 29, 2005

Happy Memorial Day Weekend... 

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Flogging A Dead Horse... 

Here's a bit of new Onterrio at the Airport with his Whizzinator humor from the gangs at Bangahaha1.com and Extremeskins.com, its:

The Adventures of Onterrio Smith.


Currently its free to view but you might need to register to view any of their other flash movies in the archives and thanks for alerting us that it was one of those "You got to see this" flash movies...

Speak Out Spew Off... 

To: Beer Kid
      Web Guy Extrordinaire

CC: Mr. Paul Tagliabue
      Commisioner
      National Footbal League

RE: Javon Walker
      Breakout Wide Receiver
      

Mr. Walker said this week that teams shouldn't sign players to long-term contracts if they're not going to honor them. I say this: the only way a team can afford the inflated signing bonuses early draft picks demand is to spread the bonus over a lot of years. Which brings me to this: The NFL needs a rookie salary cap. What other profession gives entry-level employees salaries equivalent to highly productive loyal employees? It would be a win-win for the players and the teams. Highly productive workers (players) would get the raise they deserve after three or so years, and teams could fire non-productive workers after their training period without a cap-breaking investment.

Thank you,

Duane - Almost God's Country

P.S. Didn't we all kind of know Onterrio Smith was a bonafide idiot the day he was drafted? First, he gave himself a nickname. If that didn't scream, "Idiot!", then the nickname itself surely did. He gave himself the acronym for Steal Of The Draft, but he got it wrong, calling himself the "SOD" when it really is "SOTD". Talk about lame.
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Friday, May 20, 2005

Logic Loses... 

As much as I "hate" the Queens...

Why test Smith for Ganga at all?  2nd "strike" my ass.

Hhhhmmmph!  Losers!

Test 4 something that counts!  Like human-manipulated chemicals!

Plants that grow out of the ground?  Arrrrgghhh...

Beer Scout  (aka Tirade Man)
    

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Pink Clouds... 

   One day three football fans got into heaven, a Buccs fan, a Vikings fan and a Packers fan (don't ask how the Viking fan got in).  When you get into heaven there are 2 rules.  First is respect God, second is don't step on the pink clouds. 

So one day the Packers fan is walking along and sees the Buccs fan with a super ugly girl, he asks what happened and the Buccs fan replies, "I stepped on a pink cloud and now I am stuck with her, and she is ugly even by Tampa Bay standards".

Wow, the Green Bay fan thinks, I must be very careful not to step on one of the pink clouds!

Later that day he sees the Vikings fan with a girl, and asks him what happened and before the Vikings fan can reply the girl blurts out "I stepped on a pink cloud."

Thanks to KittyLambeau for forwarding the joke

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Speak Out Spew Off... 

While its the start to a new week, we're still stuck back in last week, because we just can't stop laughing about the Onterrio "The Original Whizzinator" Smith Airport Escapade.  What a "Life's Most Embarrassing Moments" to hang over yourself.  Heh heh eh, "Original Whizzinator", heh heh eh.  The Vikings really don't have any class...
And we think that PackerChick should send us a copy of her photo with Gilbert "The Gravedigger" Brown, we all want to see...  maybe he still wants to play, couldn't be that hard to make the Packers with the defensive line they have.

And thanks for saying what we all feel about Drew Rosenhaus, but after Javon himself has spoken about blowing off mini-camp, we didn't really want to start character-assassinating that nasty negotiating agent mo-fo, it would be just too easy and wouldn't accomplish much.  Or maybe it would?  Hmmmmmmm...

We're Pack 4 Life!
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Thought I would tell you that I got to see Gilbert Brown in my hometown today.  He looks good and I got my picture taken with him and my wallet autographed by him.  Lots of people there.  Hes still a fave.  Just keeping in touch with you.  He dressed in shorts and sandals for a cold day.

PackerChick.
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you could not make that up could you?

you can get all the players you want but you can never get class
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Rosenhaus is a big ***. * **** *** *** ** * *** ***** *** *** ** **** painful way.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

It Was For My Cousin... 

Today's LMAO moment comes from a story in the Star Tribune we have Vikqueen Running Back Onterrio Smith stopped at a securtiy checkpoint at the airport last month for having "a kit used to circumvent drug tests". 

One of today's must reads.

"undetectable, foolproof and re-usable"
Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin.

Smith could not be reached for comment. His agents -- Michael Sullivan, Doug Hendrickson and Jeff Sperbeck -- declined to comment. Vikings coach Mike Tice said he was unaware of the incident and had no comment.

Smith was suspended four games last season after testing positive for marijuana, his second "strike" in the league's program. A third "strike" would result in a yearlong suspension.

There you go, no big surprise here, the Vikqueens are trying to cheat there way to the NFC North Championship.  We're Pack 4 Life!  ROTFLMAO

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Speak Out Spew Off... 

We finally just got over the perception of having a bad draft by having a decent mini-camp and lo' and behold, we have Javon Walker and his new agent Drew Sidious (see right) exploding all over our daily routines.  A major wreck in the making? 

Leo reminds us of why we do really love a tough-talking Brett Favre and Blood McNally is finally driven off the edge with a truly graphic creativity surge and finally from Duane in Almost God's Country, an open letter to the Packers' GM.

Finally a reminder to all of you in Cheddar-land, he only missed a mini-camp in May, it doesn't quite yet mean the end of the world.  But Javon, snap out of your coma and make sure you report in at the next camp, before this wreck gets worse.  We're Pack 4 Life!

All thanks goes to Blood
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An open letter to Ted Thompson, Green Bay Packers General Manager:

Dear Mr. Thompson,

A belated "Welcome to Packerdom!" Congratulations on your first NFL draft as a general manager.  As is appropriate, we will withold judgement until a later date.

Regarding Javon Walker, under no circumstances renegotiate his contract.  I am a fan of Mr. Walker's and own a replica of his jersey, but a message needs to be sent by you and every other GM in the NFL: "We will be fine without you."  Until this message is received (no pun intended) every "breakout season" will result in a "holdout offseason."

Thank you very much for your time, and keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
Duane
Almost God's Country
Packerdom


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Hey Beerkid.. The attached picture that I made pretty much sums up how I feel about Javon Walker/Drew Rosenhaus/T.O.



Blood McNally

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Hey, not sure if you guys saw what #4 thinks of the whole Javon Walker situation, but it just gives us all more reason to love him even more than we already do...

Favre upset with Walker by Chris Havel, PackerNews.Com

Favre represents everything an NFL player should be, really. If that story doesn't keep proving it, I don't know what else will.

Leo from Miami, FL

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There is this guy from Green Bay... 

There is this guy from Green Bay (Packers fan) driving to Chicago and this guy from Chicago (Bears fan) driving to Green Bay.  In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying in different directions.  The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage he looks at his twisted car and says "man I am lucky to be alive".  Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at the wreckage and he too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck".
The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says "Hey man I think this is a sign from god that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of rivals".  The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says "you know your absolutely right we should be friends lets see what else survived this wreck".  So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a bottle full of Jack Daniels.  He says to the Bear fan "I think this is another sign from god that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship".
The Bear fan says "your damn right" he takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.  After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands it back to the Packer fan and says "your turn".  The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says "nah I think I will wait for the cops to show up".

Stolen from a post by kingkoopa on some Packer forum somewhere.
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