Sunday, July 31, 2005
|After a Beer Festival in Wisconsin, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.|
|Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.|
Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The president from the Blitz Beer Brewery sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Blitz?". The Blitz Beer president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that Beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of Beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
A Beer's life does not revolve around the football.
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink Beer all day.
Saturday, July 30, 2005
|Packer Sports Pages from the past in PDF format:|
1965 Lambeau Field Renamed
1966 NFL Champions
1971 Cheerleaders For GB
1972 Intrasquad Game
Saturday, July 23, 2005
|Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a collision sport.|
I'm here because we win. You're only here because we win. When we lose, we're gone.
The pressures were so horrible... The pressures of losing are bad, awful, because it kills you eventually. But the pressure of winning is worse, infinitely worse, because it keeps on torturing you and torturing you...
Bring Your Own Blitz...
|Hey Lemondrop, We've been keeping cool this hot humid summer, Marguerita cool, on the rocks. Seems to be working anyway... Tailgate extra hard for us at the Browns game this september, when its football weather. |
Boz, I hear ya', I'll be by one of these days for that cold Leinies... and the Vikings just suck, their whole organization does.
We're Pack 4 Life!
Hi there guys.
I don't know about you people, but way up here in Northern Wisconsin, where the temps have been in the 90's and HUMID as the tropics... I am really ready for some FOOTBALL weather.
Good news also... I will be at the 1st Home Game at Lambeau against the Brown guys.
WOWOOWOWOO Hoooo! Hope your all healthy, happy, and staying as cool as possible!!
It’s bad enough that people are vikings fans, but now you have to pay even more to be one!
If you wanted to stop over and see the chiefs in RF (it’s free!), let me know. I always have cold Leinies in the frig…
GO PACK, GO!
Boz - Packer Shareholder 2X