Friday, August 26, 2005

Blast From The Past... 

Curly Adams
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The Boston Beer Party

2002


Speak Out Spew Off...

Happy Friday to y'all out there, it's game-day, so it should be one fun day.  We got the Packers playing the Patriots tonight, should be a realistic test for the Offense to see how ready they are for the coming season.  The defense is always another matter, without the big DT Stud's, Grady and Cletidus, the very average play of our DB's, we just aren't going to see the defense cranking at a high gear.  We're impatiently waiting though...

The Vikings road to self-implosion continues along at a merry pace, lets see, RB Onterrio Smith gone to suspension, WR Randy Moss gone to the Raiders, Offensive Coordinator Scott Linehan gone to the Dolphins. LB Chris Claiborne gone to the Rams, now C Matt Birk wants to be guaranteed pay or he's gone to surgery.  Even if the 'Queens convince him to play, with a hip injury, he won't be as effective as he has in the past.  Their supposedly wonderously grand Super Bowl chances to seem to be in a death spiral... like every previous year and many to come.

A Packer Fan from England drops in to say we provide him with everything he needs to know, errh, uhhh, Exactly!!!  We're Pack 4 Life!

"Barney" Tice
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Great site one of the best, gives me all the info I know. 

Packer Fan in England
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Hey Beerkid, Here's great positive article from a couple days ago.  Favre shows he is an ageless wonder

Duane in Almost God's Country
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It looks like the Vikings are going to have another rough season, considering they can't get their offense in sync, it was rather easy before when you threw to one guy every play now what do they do.  And they Defense well lets not get started on that, lets say Darren Sharper wasn't that much of a productive player.  The only that will hurt the Pack this year is defense if they can get it together they will be unstoppable. 

Packer Power
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Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Robot Barber... 

A popular Minnesota Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.  A fellow came in for a haircut.  As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?"  The man replied, "130."  So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.  The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"  The man responded, "100."  So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.  The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop.  As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"  The man replied, "70."  The robot then said, "So, I understand the NFL critics are picking the Vikings to make a run at the Superbowl?"

This joke was submitted for your pleasure by Greg T.

Retro Speak Out Spew Off... 

Missed most of the Packer game due to the fact I was happily attending a friend's wedding up on the side of a mountain with a great view of the Pacific Ocean.  Congratulations to Lindsey and Kevin, may fortune smile upon you and all your loved ones.  Tried the whole "I gave up watching the Packers-Bills game to attend your wedding" routine but didn't get very far, Kevin had the "Wait... Its just pre-season, you didn't miss anything." 

It turns out he was pretty damn accurate  I didn't miss anything, after the opening drive that got the touchdown on pretty good "evade the pass-rusher" by Brett Favre to hit Ahman Green, the Packers did nothing against the Bills.  It's hard to remember that it IS only a preseason game... Many of players missed the game with injuries, but we do expect better from the 2nd Stringers.  So to cheer things up a little bit we decided to pull out some of the better "Speak Out Spew Off's" from days well past.  Enjoy!  Pack 4 Life!
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This rocks! This is the best site ever.  This is even better then any porn website I have ever seen. Keep it up.  Keith - Appleton, WI - Season ticket holder
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I just wanted to drop you a message to let you know that I love your Web site.  I love the Packer-Retro-Beer-Wisconsin theme.  I look forward to checking out the weekly flash animation shorts.  Very creative!  GO PACK!  Kuppy
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Hey, we're here in Titletown and we're really digging your site.  You must never sleep there's so much stuff on it...  Brad.
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I am one of the many lifelong Packer fans living in MN.  If you have never been to this land of fair weather fans, you cannot truly grasp how sweet it was to capture the North, this year, in this fashion.  My aunt from the Fox River Valley forwarded me your link to the Palace, and I must compliment you on your creativity and overall clever viciousness toward the other North teams.  I have already forwarded the link to several Viking fans for them to immerse themselves in, and enjoy.  Clint.
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I live in Citrus Heights, California and have trouble getting Packer news anywhere but on the internet.  I use your links page as my home page.  I will be visiting Green Bay to view training camp and would like to stop by the Rockwood Lodge while I'm in the area.  My Dad thinks he knows where you are located because Curly once had the Packers at Rockwood for training camp but I would like to be sure.  I would like to stop by and thank you for the effort you put into website.  Jeff.
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Awesome stuff.  I just wanted to drop you a line and tell you how much I friggin' LOVE the Packer Palace!...  your graphix are awesome and hilarious.  I've been visiting your site for a few years now.  Matt.
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YOU ARE AWESOME.......  I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE..........  THANK YOU!  Sarah.
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You Are Absolutely, Delightfully, Insane!  I am enjoying your web page immensely.  You have a growing following as I have sent your link to many already.  Keep up the dementia!  Go Pack!  Neejay.
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Thanks Man!  Hey!  I just wanted to tell you this is the best site ever!  Even my friends from the Cities had to admit your "Sabbath Cheesy Sabbath" was awesome.  Thanks for giving us the tools to celebrate the Green and Gold and flaunt their supremacy in the face of our adversaries. YOU ROCK!!!  Tim
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You are all without a life and hang onto the packers like a blanky, all because Frank gets all the chicks!!  Matthew P.
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Love it!  You guys and gals are totally insane....  I love your website....  it just keeps getting better and better!  Go, Packers!  Susan.
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Hey I just wanted to give you an atta-boy on a great site.  Thanks for the laughs.  Vince - Barrie, Ontario
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Just wanted to e-mail and say the packer palace is one of the best websites I have ever been to!!!!!  GO PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Christie
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Thanx, Just stumbled onto your webpage and it is awesome.  Every Packer fans dream.  HP
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All I want to say is that I never really liked to watch football, but I did love the packers well anyway because I watch the little videos I am thinking about actually watching football. Now I will now end this message by saying this "YOU GUYS ROCK THE FREAKIN HOUSE"  "I MAY LIVE IN HAWAII BUT I BLEED GREEN AND GOLD"  With packer love,  Jordan - Honolulu, HI
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I have an obnoxious Vikings fan at work and I need jokes, degrading pictures, and any rips so I can shut him up.  The nastier the better.  HELP!  Christopher.
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A game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Lombardi Quotes A Prediction... 

Tried to send this through your site (which rocks)... but it wouldn't go... so you get e-mail... Bryan.

Here is a compilation of observations and Lombardi quotes to prove my 12-4 hypothesis.
First Brett Favre looked good against San Diego.  He clearly has worked hard in the off season.  Lombardi: "Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.  Hard work is the price we must pay for success.  I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price." or "A man can be as great as he wants to be.  If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."Thank you Brett Favre.

I noticed Ahman fumbled against San Diego, nothing new there, but he made excuses... 'torrential rain'.  Ahman denying that he has a fumbling problem is like Rafael telling congress he doesn't do 'roids.  Ahman please fix the problem.  Lombardi: "It is time for us all to stand and cheer for the doer, the achiever - the one who recognizes the challenges and does something about it."

It was odd watching the Chargers Nate Keading miss the field goals, I felt sorry for him, and relieved to know we have Ryan Longwell on our team.  I hope he gets the Pro Bowl recognition he deserves.  How would Vince contrast Ryan and Nate?  Lombardi: "Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence."

OK, so the defense still has me concerned, but Jim Bates really can make a difference.  Lombardi: "Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate."  Besides the Packers have won the conference 3 times in a row.  Lombardi: "Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time.  Winning is habit.  Unfortunately, so is losing."
Grady, and possibly Mr. Hunt, please reflect on these words from the great one:  "Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another."  Still don't understand Mr. Jackson, well then "If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."

How ugly was TOs chat at half time?  If I pay him $20M to go away, would he... let's start a fund!  Although if he stays in Philly they are sure to lose (similar to Rand Moss in Queensland)  Lombardi: "Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."  Seriously can we vote him off the island?

I really want to be a fan of Javon Walker.  Not that he asked from my advice, but I think his career and his character will be best served by dumping Drew Rosenhaus.  I hope he hires back Bus Cook, catches 100 balls and score 15 times, and gets a huge payday (and stays in Green Bay)

As for my favorite Lombardi quote it has to be: "I am the Fred Astaire of karate."

Finally, while it is possible that the Packers aren't the most talented team in the league, that doesn't mean they are destined to lose. Lombardi: "Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can."
Take back the Lombardi Trophy!       

Bryan in Allen, TX USA     


Quoth Lombardi...

Submitted:

"To achieve success, whatever the job we have, we must pay a price." 

Vince Lombardi


Our response:

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."

"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

Vince Lombardi

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Speak Out Spew Off... 

There is one thing this preseason that has made me break out with a big smile, and that is what's happening with the Eagles and T.O.  Nothing like seeing the team to beat having all kinds of trouble with one of their stars.  Now I'm laughing...  Looks like our 5-11 prediction for the Bears is right on track, our condolences to Rex Grossman and his attempt to resurrect the Bears from their abject failure status.  Again, it won't be this year!  Having all sorts of good feelings today... 

Now seriously, this idea of trading Robert Ferguson or Donald Driver to the Eagles for some defensive help just should not happen.  I don't see how the Packers would benefit from trading a starting caliber WR for a reserve DB or DT and maybe a 4th round pick.  If the Packers do make this trade, it had better be worth it.  We're All Pack 4 Life!

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Love this web site.  I've been checking out your videos for years.  Eat Cheese or Die! 

Keg Man
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A similar joke:  Guy in a bar, goes over to the girl starts talking for a while she by the way introduces herself as "Carmen".  He says thats a unusual name she says yeah, I changed it.  Why asks the man.  Oh those are the two things I love the most in life, cars and men.  Really the man says.  Then the women asks "whats your name?"  Oh I'm "BEERF*CK"........ 

HEHEHE
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Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Quoth Lombardi... 

How about some more Vince quotes... Pack 4 life.
Leaders aren't born they are made.  And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.  And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.  You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time.  Winning is habit. 

Vince Lombardi

More quotes can be found in the Quoth Lombardi Archive.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

A Boy And His Dog... 

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

A Minnesota Viking Family... 

A Minnesota Viking family of football supporters headed out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping.  While in the sports shop the son picks up a Packer jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother.  "Mom?"  "Yes son?"  "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".  The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Packer jersey in hand and finds his father.  "Dad?"  "Yes son?"  "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".  The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.  The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"  The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."  "Good son, what is it?"  The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Viking bastards."

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Speak Out Spew Off... 

A new season is almost upon us with the 1st preseason game against the San Diego Chargers this thursday night on ESPN, Woooo-Hooooo.  OUTRAGED PACKER FAN is back in contact, louder than ever with his thick frozen tundra yell that can be heard all the way from Texas.  And a BIG Hi Y'all to my 4th grade teacher Mrs. Tremblay, who points out that we've beening using a '4' instead of a 'for' in our Pack 4 Life closing tag.  Sorry Teach, never did learn properly, but thanks for stopping by and visiting the website.  I could add insult to the injury that is the Bears, but well, they're are the Bears and destined to be 5-11 this year, so... maybe next time.  We're still Pack 4 Life!
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HELLO ALL MY PACKER BACKER BROTHERS BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ALL YEAR LOST MY COUSIN OSCAR MIERELES THIS YEAR IN THE OFFSEASON MAY HE RIP WELL HE WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY SO HERE IS TO ALL MY PACKER BACKERS AND MY BROTHERS IN PACK IN THE PACK WE TRUST AND THE BEARS WE SMOKE THEM LIKE DUST AND THE BIQUEENS SMASH A SKIRT FROM YOUR TWO LEGS GOT moss GUESS NOT WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF PAYBACK WELL YOU KNOW I FELL IN LOVE AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID SHE MOVED TO CHICAGO WELL SHE SAID WOULD YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO I SAID NOPE LOVE IT HERE IN TEXAS BUT I WILL LIVE IN GREEN BAY ESPICALLY IN THE SEASON WELL GUESS MY BLOOD RUNS GREEN AND GOLD WITH THICK FROZEN TUNDRA YELL INSIDE MY VOICE I LOVE THE PACKERS AND ALL OF YOULL THANKS FOR ALWAYS BACKING THE PACK AND BROTHERS LIKE ME VERY DEPRESSING OFFSEASON IN PACK LIFE AND REAL LIFE BUT TIME TO RISE HAIL TO MY PACKERS AND HAIL TO MY PACKER BACKERS LOVE YALL REMEMBER SMASH A BEAR AND STRIKE A VIKE
PACKER 4 LIFE LETS RELIVE THE 1995-1996 SEASON AMEN YOUR BROTHER HERE IN DFW OUTRAGED PACKERFAN READY 4 WHATEVER

WUZ UP CHRIS LETS WATCH SOME GAMES MI AMIGO THIS SEASON
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maybe but one thing for sure LETS KICK SOME BEARRY ASSSS IM BACK BIQUEEN FAN OUTRAGED PACKERFAN
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You used a 4 when you said we're pack 4 life, but you should have used the word for.  Thank you for listening
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the little guys left cleat should be on a bears neck,
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Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Barrels Of... 

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"  She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"  Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. 

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.  After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.  She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.  You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."  To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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